Bree Olson has certainly made a name for herself since she started fucking professionally in late 2006. Born in October of 1986, Bree was a fresh 19 when she started doing porn. Apparently she waited a year because she was busy wrapping up a FOUR YEAR relationship. I wonder how that conversation went. Not that I feel sorry in the slightest for the dude. He not only got to bone this sex kitten for the first time (one can assume) but he got to be the penis of all things Bree wanted to experiment with. I’m going out on a limb to say this guy has probably had the best start to any sex life of any person - ever.

Update: Wow… so it turns out that four year relationship was with a vagina! Bree Olson is a lesbian. That completely screws with my intro but I’m going to leave it on account of me being speechless and hard.

Mary Kate and Ashley: Meet the new Olson twins.

Pop Quiz! This guy would later masturbate that day:

a.) 5 -10 times
b.) 11-15 times
c.) Til he forgot what he was even masturbating to.
d.) b and c

Well I must say this has been very educational. Bree Olson is a carpet muncher - who knew? I mean, I watch her movies and it’s… it’s like she really likes cock. Like really likes it. It doesn’t make sense. Unless… do you think she’s ACTING? Naaaaaaah. For more Bree check out her Myspace and official site.

Now the rest of the Super Hot Bree Olson Pictures:

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