Feb
18
2009
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Lots of goodness today…
Feb
13
2009
Lucky for her, my Royal Treatment can usually be cleared up with a pill taken daily for two weeks. The Peruvian Princess is what they call her. Wait, who calls her that? How the hell should I know. It’s probably one of those nicknames that she either coined herself or had some douche PR guy do. Nicknames are supposed to be funny. I can’t see one of her friends coming up with it and everybody high-fiving to its awesomeness. “OMG, she is totally like a Princess from Peru!” Plus it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. I actually quite like her real name – Jackie Mendoza.
So what else do we know? Well, she comes from Peru the country right? WRONG! It’s Peru, California you dummy. Okay, that’s fine… at least if she’s from CA she likes to party right? WRONG! From her Myspace profile: “I’m not much of a party girl, I love to stay home watch a movie, order take out, and cuddle with that special someone.” Well that’s lame.
At just 5 feet 2 inches and just over 100 pounds, I doubt the Peruvian Princess could even handle my king shlong, so I probably won’t bother contacting her.
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Feb
13
2009
Party people, let these bartender girls help you get your drink on!
The worst thing about doing a Pot girl? They just lie there!
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Feb
12
2009
Some coincidence that the world’s biggest boob just so happens to possess the world’s biggest boobs. Sheyla Hersey has done what so many of us lethargic bastards dream of – turned an otherwise useless human specimen into something useful – by having a gallon of silicon inserted into her chest. The result? 38KKK. But surely there’s more to Sheyla than those behemoths, right?
Her resume sounds impressive: speaks five languages, professional actor, and owns her own record label, but a quick read through her Myspace page and you’ll be wondering how the hell this woman manages ONE language. It is stunningly retarded. Here’s a sample:
“The reality of the Brazilian woman they not always prefere to have big boobies implants some people prefere to have they booty bigger, but Sheyla came to change this, after she became a celebrity in brazil because of her breast implants. Almost everyone now wants to have large implants now. i guess that was good for the silicone comapany,.”
Wow. Just wow.
Another gem: “Sheyla…takes care of her appearance all on her own, still finding time to pursue social and cultural causes, bringing her work in equality between classes and child and adolescent rights to the public.”
Please, you can be an attention whore (and a good one at that), but don’t pretend to be a fucking philanthropist. Unless it’s supplying a third world country with a bottomless milk well, leave it to the Gates’. And I’m sorry, but your SON is your hero? I’d love to hear your rationale for that Sheyla. He’s really good at sucking tit? He’s always bringing over friends from school? That’s what I thought.
More Sheyla Hershey Pictures… Boobies!
