Want to feel better about your drinking problem? These drunk Myspace girls make you look like Joel Osteen. I love how they get so retardly drunk only to have themselves forever immortalized on the biggest social websites. It’s practically like being there (minus the borderline illegal sex that no doubt ensued).

Warning: Some of these pictures are hilariously disturbing!

Dad’s never been prouder ladies! For more check out:

• Girls Flaunt Drunken Madness on Facebook
• Lessons Learned From the Drunk Girls of Myspace
• Drunkest Party Girls

Good God Kelly Brook has a fantastic bikini bod. You’re definitely going to want to enlarge the pic (with a click) and see the rest of the Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures. Man alive!

More goodness to get you through the day:

• Black Model Elena Does Topless Shoot (NSFW)
• Megan Fox Lessens The Monday Blow (NSFW ads)
• BREAKING: College Football Guys Get Hot Chicks (HOT)
• Sexy Duke University Girl Likes to Party (HOT)
• Views From Above: Sexy Thongs and Bikini Shots (HOT)
• Check Out Miss COED February 2009 (HOT)
• Flashback: Christina Aguilera Does Blender Mag (CELEB)
• Inmate Causes Fire Cooking Breakfast on Toilet (NEWS)
• Lost/ Muppet Babies Mashup is a Good Time (VIDEO)
• New Boy Band: Put Your Finger In My Butt Song (VIDEO)
• Nikkala Stott in the Pages of Men’s Health Mag (HOT)
• MILF Monday With Amanda Peet (HOT)
• Busty Yurizan Beltran Strips Naked (NSFW)
• Yana Lapidus’ Great Body For Maxim Ukraine (HOT)
• One Really Ambitious Combover (HOLY SHIT)
• You’ll Enjoy This Well Balanced Meal (COOL)
• PG Porn: Squeal Happy Whores (VIDEO)

Oh man, sensory overload. Head need blood to continue… so many amateur girls… best Friday… ever. First we have this large collection of amateur girls which is definitely NSFW (that’s the best part).

I love this pic. It’s amazing they were able to fit all the chicks in. My favorite? The girl top right. She’s mistaken a nipple for a Skittle and is moving in for the kill. Classic. See more Friday Girls Gone Wild.

Uncoached bring us 20 Amateur Girl Pics You’d Forward to a Friend.

And lastly, we have Hot College Cheerleader Girls! These girls are perhaps less amateury than others, but they still get it done. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go on a tissue / Skittles run.

• Ashlynn Brooke Is Hot in a Bree Olson Sort of Way (NSFW)
• Shenae Grimes Wears Short Shorts in Public (HOT)
• Ana Beatriz Makes Calendars Sexy (HOT)
• More Cheerleaders of the 2009 NCAA Sweet 16 (HOT)
• Another Sexy Calendar! Gemma Atkinson Style (HOT)
• The 10 Funniest Freudian Slips in TV History (VIDEO)
• Melyssa Ford is One Smooth Girl (HOT)
• One Hell of a Faint on Live TV (VIDEO)
• Jessica Alba Looking Sexy as Ever (CELEB)
• Playboy All Natural Gianna Mazzon Naked By Pool (NSFW)
• Sexy Babes in School Girl Outfits (HOT)

Actually, Amy Marie is just another girl grinding it out as a model.

Where you’ve seen her: She’s done both FHM U.K. and U.S.

Decent face and near flawless body by my estimates. And maybe I’m naive, but those boobs look real. Yeah, I’m going with “they’re real and they’re spectacular”, and your comments telling me otherwise won’t reach me in time to ruin it. Here’s her profile and more pictures.

I have no evidence to suggest she is, but stereotyping makes for great headlines! This is Kim from Alabama. Apparently she likes the finer things in life like horse penis. I so wish she had more pics on her profile because that chest is fucking fabulous. Oh, she’s both bi and a swinger.

Today’s Best Babes and Goodness…

• Katrina and Joanna Do Boobie Massage (NSFW)
• Girl From Hungary Will Make You Hungry (NSFW)
• Amanada Bynes Wears Undies in Public (CELEB)
• The Best NBA Cheerleader Pictures… EVER! (HOT)
• Assortment of Cool Daily Pics (COOL)
• Jackie From the Lingerie Football League (HOT)
• Claudia Borges Scores One For Portugal (HOT)
• Britney Spears In Lingerie For Maxim Germany (CELEB)
• New England Cheer Girl Melissa Goes Topless (HOT)
• The Sexy Girls of SXSW 2009 (HOT)
• 25 Freakishly Awesome Hairdos (COOL)
• Eva Longoria is One Hot Piece of Tail (CELEB)
• PETA President Is Into Some Weird Shit (WTF)
• Kendra Banx Naked For Penthouse (NSFW)
• Sexy Collection of “Dirty Girls” (HOT)
• Cock Shot – Change the Way you Punch Dicks (VIDEO)
• Hilary Duff In Tight Jean Shorts (CELEB)
• Chicks and Guns Do Mix (HOT)
• Hottest Tennis Players Volume III (HOT)