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Canada Cold, Myspace Mya Hot

Published by Brock Landers at under Anomalous

When a girl from Canada is hot, she’s really friggin hot. Case in point: 20 year old Mya from Ontario, Canada. We really know jack shit about this girl. Her Myspace is as barren as the country itself. I think I have a pretty good idea of what’s going on here. Mya has just stopped trying.

Mya

She realized this would work when she was 16 and good things started happening for no apparent reason. It starts small too, like some dweeb - we’ll call him Brock - offers to carry her books to class. Then she gets an “A” for a paper she did on hairspray and global warming. Then her dad’s friend offers her a job she’s not at all qualified for and pays her way too much. Then she gets posted on a super awesome blog and is offered a lucrative contract by Vivid. Then… I suffer a minor hand injury.

Yup, the Mya’s in the world just don’t have to give a shit, and I’m cool with that. But would it kill you to give us some sluttier pictures? Do that Mya, and neither me or the world will ask you for a single thing. Ever.

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5 Responses to “Canada Cold, Myspace Mya Hot”

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# Film-Book dot Comon 08 Mar 2009 at 11:55 am

Mya is gorgeous.
# From North ehon 09 Mar 2009 at 1:50 am

Wow this girl could be a model. Show us more pics Mya babe!!!!!