I bear good news: There is a whole slew of hot, horny lesbians on Myspace! Exhibit A - 24 year old Morgan. From her Myspace: “The 3 month dry spell is finally over. Thank God! I met up with the sexiest girl ever, who I happened to meet on myspace (you know who you are). After a night of drinking and partying, we ate each other out till the sun came up. God, I’m getting wet again just thinking about it.“

Where do these lesbians get the balls? This stuff reads like it’s fake, but after my exhaustive research, this is just how they talk. Fascinating.

Actually our girl Morgan is generally bisexual but she’s on a dick strike: “I’m kinda only into girls right now, so sorry guys. But, I’ll let you know when I’m ready to get back up on that pogo stick again.” Why you’d ever want to come back is beyond me, but I’d happily donate my pogo stick to the cause.

One of those pictures that is dangerously close to the creepy/sexy line. Whatever, Morgan loves pussy and xbox so she’s cool with me.

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