I bear good news: There is a whole slew of hot, horny lesbians on Myspace! Exhibit A – 24 year old Morgan. From her Myspace: “The 3 month dry spell is finally over. Thank God! I met up with the sexiest girl ever, who I happened to meet on myspace (you know who you are). After a night of drinking and partying, we ate each other out till the sun came up. God, I’m getting wet again just thinking about it.“

Where do these lesbians get the balls? This stuff reads like it’s fake, but after my exhaustive research, this is just how they talk. Fascinating.

Actually our girl Morgan is generally bisexual but she’s on a dick strike: “I’m kinda only into girls right now, so sorry guys. But, I’ll let you know when I’m ready to get back up on that pogo stick again.” Why you’d ever want to come back is beyond me, but I’d happily donate my pogo stick to the cause.

One of those pictures that is dangerously close to the creepy/sexy line. Whatever, Morgan loves pussy and xbox so she’s cool with me.

Seriously, I’ve never attended a party with anything close to this most excellent vag to sausage ratio. It’s good to know they exist. You’ll definitely want to see more sexy UCLA Cheerleaders Party Pictures.

More Good Shit on This Fine St. Patty’s Day!

• Usher Likes to Party With Busty Strippers (NSFW)
• The Ladies of March Madness (HOT)
• St. Patty’s Day drunk girl debauchery (DRUNK)
• Brooke Hogan Works Stripper Pole (NSFW)
• Charlize Theron Never Looks Bad (CELEB)
• Britney Spears Blue Bikini Shots (CELEB)
• Happy St. Patrick’s Day With Kathy Ireland (HOT)
• The 10 Hottest Irish Female Celebs (IRISH)
• Chantelle Houghton & Chanelle Hayes are Whorey (HOT)
• Aubrey O’Day Does Dub Magazine (HOT)
• Great Collection of Girls Getting Shitfaced (DRUNK)
• Leprechaun Spotted in Alabama! (VIDEO)
• Karli Hebisen Is Naked and Wet for Playboy (NSFW)
• Pope Talks Condoms; Forgets It’s 2009 (SAD)
• Jacque Miller is a Blonde Arizona Model (HOT)
• Worst St. Patrick’s Day Ever (DUDES)
• Playboy Girl Has Hot Mugshot (JAIL)

See the Full NSFW Stephanie Strong Playboy Gallery!

And the rest of Monday’s Best:

• The 10 Weirdest Infomercials of All Time! (VIDEO)
• Katy Perry Is Selling Her Boobs? Okay. (VIDEO)
• Malin Akerman Heats up Maxim Magazine (HOT)
• Leah is the Girl Next Door That’s Never There (HOT)
• Playboy Babe Mallory Gets Naked on Pool Table (NSFW)
• Wake up With Calin Beall and Her Sexy Photos (HOT)
• MILF Monday with Elin Nordegren (MILF)
• These Sexy Amateur Girls Like to Party (HOT)
• Ladies: This Man is Single! (VIDEO)

Meet Allyson, a 23 year old college girl from Tennessee.

From her Myspace: “i am just looking to meet some people for fun, nothing to serious, just want to chat and hang out! i am very attracted to older women, so please send me some messages!”

Infiltrate this girl’s world as a middle-aged housewife bored with the monotony of a husband and kids, and I guarantee you’ll get to see some very, very naked pictures.

Here come the crotch shots. Shame they are so tiny. And I shouldn’t be allowed to use the word crotch again. Men have crotches.

Blogging on Friday the 13th is dangerous so we’re taking the day off!