Not the prettiest girl but that’s what paper bags are for. Today’s Best:

• Jodie Marsh & Her Boobs Serve Drinks - NSFW ads (Boobie Blog)
• SI Girl Bar Refaeli Has New Bikini Shots (Busted Coverage)
• Playboy Babe Christina Vlahakis - NSFW (NS4W.org)
• Sasha Grey Can’t Bikini Top On - NSFW (Dirty Rotten)
• Collection of Amateur Girls and Their Racks (Funtasticus)
• Cute Celtics Dancer Knows How to Party Off-court (Uncoached)
• Ball State Volleyball Player Likes Naughty Pics (Don Chavez)
• Rihanna Side Boob Candids in Barbados (CamelTap)
• Miller Vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown (COED Mag)
• Sarah Dunn in Sexy Lingerie Shoot (UseMyComp)
• The 55 Best Busted Tees Babes (Manofest)
• Carmen Electra Has a Birthday (on205th)
• Jessica Simpson is Hungry at Airport (Beer Goggler)
• The Difference Between Handy and Handsy (Blog OH)
• Aubrey Miles is a Hot Filipino Celeb (HolyTaco)
• Video of the World’s Fastest Drinker (Caveman C)
• Picture of the Luckiest Man Alive (EatLiver)
• Diora Baird in Lingerie for FHM - NSFW ads (DailyPOA)
• Bacon Flavored Vodka = Delicious (Tasty Booze)
• Video - You Need to Own This Toy (NextRound)
• Video - Tila Tequila’s Slutty Song & Dance (Celeb Odor)

Vegas girls rarely disappoint and our 22 year old friend Melissa is no exception. Although she hasn’t logged onto her profile in about two years time, I can appreciate what she left behind. My guess is she’s one of a billion people who migrated to the hipper FaceBook. As stuck as I am in 2002, that ass almost had me jumping ship.

What a beauty. Here are Today’s best Links for Dinks…

• More Amateur Hotties Like Our Friend Above (Funtasticus)
• Tiny Bikini Cannot Hold Carmel Moore - NSFW (Boobie Blog)
• Gorgeous Playboy Babe Brittany Retfosky - NSFW (NS4W.org)
• University of Oregon Cheerleaders (Busted Coverage)
• 10 Sports Illustrated Videos You’ll Enjoy (Uncoached)
• Kim Kardashian Showing Big Cleavage - NSFW ads (Dirty Rotten)
• The Dance Craze Sweeping the Nation (Don Chavez)
• Maria Miller Wurth Bikin Shoot (CamelTap)
• 8 Essential Sex Positions for Summer (COED Mag)
• Zoe Van Gastel is Very Attractive (on205th)
• Big Boobed Model Falls On Her Ass - Video (Blog OH)
• Alina Vacariu Green Lingerie Shoot (UseMyComputer)
• Nerds Rejoice - 10 Sexiest WOW Girl (Manofest)
• Another Dumb Moment in Pageant Girl History (HolyTaco)
• Top 10 Videos of People Getting Tasered (Caveman C.)
• Asian Family of Eight Rides Moto Scooter (DjMick)
• Sponsor: Cute Topless Teen Films Herself (NSFW Video)

This cutie from Maine has a fantastic little body and knows how to rock the green undies. Too bad about that kid in the corner. Nothing kills an erection like a baby photo. Anyway, not much else to see at her profile.

Sexy? Yes - but would it kill these USC cheerleaders to up the hotness a peg or two? Me thinks not. Oh well, no shortage of hotties today…

• Sitcom Wife Leah Remini Cleavage - Video (CamelTap)
• 10 Porn Stars Who Gave Their Bods to God (COED Mag)
• 99 Photos of Smoking Hot Hooters Girls (Manofest)
• Monica Sofia in Debut of Portuguese Playboy (on205th)
• Marisa Miller in Best Shorts Ever (Beer Goggler)
• Roxanne McKee From UK Show Does Maxim (HolyTaco)
• How To Avoid Swine Flu - Funny Pic (Blog of Hilarity)
• Hackers Get Moot Named Time’s Most Influential (Celeb Odor)
• Lady Friend Lauren Reese is Smoking Hot (NextRound)
• Girl Makes Awkward Phone Call From Bathroom (TastyBooze)
• 13 Most Excellent Motivational Posters (Caveman C.)
• 100 Photos of Lingerie Football League’s Willa Ford (DjMick)
• Who Knew Horse Moustaches Look So Good? (Asylum)
• Playboy’s Melany Delyse Naked By Pool - NSFW (DailyPOA)