Apr 14 2009
Miss Shay Reminds Me Why I’m Not Gay
Something about this Miss Shay Laren (you are going to like her profile pic) is giving me morning wood that could invade a country and take out a boat of pirates. What’s amazing is some dipshit military guy – her first husband – couldn’t keep his missile in check and banged a co-worker, rendering our sweet girl divorced before the age of 20!
I think cheating is generally a shitty business to be in and I’m not a huge fan, but to cheat on this girl is beyond comprehension. The best part? Probably partly to give idiotboy a nice big old “fuck you”, Shay Laren started nude modeling not long after. To witness the supple fruits of this labor, a G. Image search is very worth the time.
Enjoy these other sexy Shay Laren pics…
























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