So I’m cruising the Myspace, looking for my next victim (by the way - not how you want to start a police interrogation) and I stumble onto PANTYHOUSE ATLANTA. In their own words:

The main objective of this page is for pantyhose enthusiasts in,but not limited to,the Atlanta area to congregate,socialize,network and advertise related businesses and services.

keep hose alive!!! keep hose alive!!!…

While I was probably conscious of the pantyhose fetish on some level, I hadn’t really thought about it. Now I can’t help myself. Only it’s tough, because I don’t get it. What bothers me is, why wouldn’t you want to see the bare leg? Why add a thin layer of skin?

A cunning “pantyhouse enthusiast” might ask, “Brock, do you like lingerie?” And I’d counter that sure, lingerie is great, but nudity wins out every time. Plus it covers two special areas. For whatever sad reasons, we can’t always see those areas, so lingerie is the next best thing. But pantyhose exist for one practical purpose: to cover ugly legs. Why get all hot over that? Maybe you really have an ugly leg fetish. Yeah!

Did I mention sometimes pantyhose get all bunchy? It’s awful. So to all you pantyhose fetish people, grow some hair and get a real fetish. You know the good ones like feces-anything, midgets in nylon diapers, watching naked guy online sit on cup until it explodes causing him to have to scoop out the blood soaked glass, and Sean Hannity.

Now the sexiest Pantyhose Pictures I could find…

UPDATE: As I was gathering these pantyhose pictures, I became rather aroused. I think it simply means I like good looking women, but am seeing an analrapist tomorrow about it. (For you laypersons, that’s somebody who’s qualified as both an analyst and therapist.)

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