I feel like a bag of assholes today, but these links actually helped:

• Cute Playboy Babe Missy Tarrington – NSFW (NS4W)
• Big Breasted Yurizan Can Lick Own Rack – NSFW (Boobie Blog)
• News on Hot But Unemployed Cheerleader Coach (Busted C)
• Argentinian Model Rocio Guirao Diaz is Spicy (Uncoached)
• Collection of Hot Amateur Tooshies (Funtasticus)
• Hot Indian Babe Koena Mitra Does Maxim (CamelTap)
• Jessica Simpson is Leggy – NSFW Ads (Dirty Rotten)
• 11 Most Painfully Awesome Tyson Punch-outs (COED Mag)
• Video – Bike Stunt Gone So Very Bad (Don Chavez)
• Ashley Jensen Likes To Get Naked – NSFW (Beer Goggler)
• Google Has Useful Search Suggestion – HA! (Blog OH)
• Late 420 Link – 25 Celebs Smoking Weed (Manofest)
• Hot Blonde Simona Fusco From TV’s Shark (Holy Taco)
• Christina Aguilera Wears a Nipple Ring! (on205th)
• UK TV Host Zoe Salmon Does FHM – NSFW (DailyPOA)
• Wow, exciting! Miss USA is Crowned (Celeb Odor)

Happy Pot Day! These girls above could use a toke. Might get ‘em smiling. It’s almost like they knew their faces would be posted on two bit blogs around the Internets! Now enjoy the rest of Today’s Best:

• Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie Makes Sense (on205th)
• Kim Kardashian Bending Over in Spandex (CamelTap)
• Jessica Biel Topless Shots From New Movie (Don Chavez)
• 10 Hottest Cleavage Commercials of All Time (Manofest)
• Joss Stone Flashes Undies Whilst Singing (Beer Goggler)
• Porn Company Wants Susan Boyle… Not Surprised (Blog OH)
• The Ultimate Butterface Contest… Ewwww? (Holy Taco)

Gallery of 16 Cute Amateur Girls Like Cutie Above! (NSFW)

• Another Denise Milani Nip Slip – NSFW (Boobie Blog)
• Innocent Playboy Babe Brooke Berry – NSFW (NS4W.org)
• Hottest of the Mid-Majors, Campus Babes (Busted C)
• Awesome Friday Wild Girls (Funtasticus)
• Lady Gaga Wears Nice See Through – NSFW (Dirty Rotten)
• 19 Year Old Israeli Model Shimrit As… Wow (Uncoached)
• The 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed to Bomb (COED Mag)
• Maxim Bulgaria With Malta Pandeva (CamelTap)
• World’s Best Toilet Paper Dispenser… NSFW? (Don Chavez)
• Sophia Lynn Gets Herself and You Wet (Beer Goggler)
• Domino’s Apologizes for Youtube Assholes (Blog OH)
• I Hope You Like Hot Baseball Costume Girls (Manofest)
• Ludmila Dayer is Top Brazilian Model (Holy Taco)
• Holly Madison is So Much Better Single (on205th)
• Playboy’s Jessi Jade is Naked Outside – NSFW (Daily POA)
• Ex-NFLer Travis Henry Faces 10 Years (Celeb Odor)
• Weirdest Ketchup Bottle Theft Story Today (NextRound)
• Texas Drunk Gets a Steamroller DUI Video (TastyBooze)
• Girl on Girl Boob Kissing and Licking (Girls Kissing Girls)
• Top 10 Drunk Moments in Video History (BIH)

So I’m cruising the Myspace, looking for my next victim (by the way – not how you want to start a police interrogation) and I stumble onto PANTYHOUSE ATLANTA. In their own words:

The main objective of this page is for pantyhose enthusiasts in,but not limited to,the Atlanta area to congregate,socialize,network and advertise related businesses and services.

keep hose alive!!! keep hose alive!!!…

While I was probably conscious of the pantyhose fetish on some level, I hadn’t really thought about it. Now I can’t help myself. Only it’s tough, because I don’t get it. What bothers me is, why wouldn’t you want to see the bare leg? Why add a thin layer of skin?

A cunning “pantyhouse enthusiast” might ask, “Brock, do you like lingerie?” And I’d counter that sure, lingerie is great, but nudity wins out every time. Plus it covers two special areas. For whatever sad reasons, we can’t always see those areas, so lingerie is the next best thing. But pantyhose exist for one practical purpose: to cover ugly legs. Why get all hot over that? Maybe you really have an ugly leg fetish. Yeah!

Did I mention sometimes pantyhose get all bunchy? It’s awful. So to all you pantyhose fetish people, grow some hair and get a real fetish. You know the good ones like feces-anything, midgets in nylon diapers, watching naked guy online sit on cup until it explodes causing him to have to scoop out the blood soaked glass, and Sean Hannity.

Now the sexiest Pantyhose Pictures I could find…

UPDATE: As I was gathering these pantyhose pictures, I became rather aroused. I think it simply means I like good looking women, but am seeing an analrapist tomorrow about it. (For you laypersons, that’s somebody who’s qualified as both an analyst and therapist.)

‘Cuz what’s classier than a huge rack encased in a Corona Bikini?

• 10 Things From Your 20′s You’ll Regret in Your 40′s (COED)
• Hot Canadian Laura Vandervoort (Beer Goggler)
• Athlete Weds Deal Or No Deal Babe… FML (Don Chavez)
• The 10 Hottest Bible Babes of All Time (Manofest)
• Will Ferrell Does an Episode of Man Vs. Wild (Celeb Odor)
• Girl With Low Cut Dress Makes Grilled Cheese (Blog OH)
• John Mayer’s Biggest Fan – Video (NextRound)
• Smoking Hot Alley Baggett Shows off Rack (Holy Taco)
• Chanelle Hayes is SFW Naked… Still (on 205th)
• Two Penthouse Babes Play Games (Daily POA) NSFW
• Top 100 Footballer WAGs of All Time (Gunaxin)
• Put Your Plastic Suit On & Get Vapor Drunk (Tasty Booze)
• Hacked Mypsace and PhotoBucket Amateurs (NSFW Ad)