Some days I’m just happy to be alive and creeping on Myspace. This is one of those days. Meet 19 year old Summer. From her profile…

im summer. i love boys and girls. i like meeting new people and partying. i love to experience new things i dont really know what to say about myself im veryyy open. so message me and find out

Hey, she goes both ways! And judging from the pic below…

She’s got a keen eye for tail. Notice she’s wearing the same booty shorts, so we can assume the cute friend took the first pic, but who took the second pic? Unless… holy shit! There was a third cooter!

Summer Also DEMANDS You Check These Out:

• Denise Milani Has Massive Cleavage and… is that a Nip? (NSFW)
• Jennifer Love Hewitt in New Maxim Spread (NSFW Ads)
• Nice Collection of Amateur Hump Day Hotties (HOT)
• Julia Allison is Jay Cutler’s Lingerie Wearing WAG (HOT)
• TeaseUm Bikini Model Lauren Rose is Uncoachable (HOT)
• Jessica Alba Finally Shows off Tramp Stamp (CELEB)
• The Girls of the Hills: Bikini Edition (COED)
• Katie Green Has Amazing Body… Topless (HOT)
• High School Cheer Coach Fired For Playboy Pics (COOL)
• Two Hot Marchant Sisters Pose in Lingerie (HOT)
• Top 10 Celebrity Perverts of All Time (SAD)
• Audi Gets Served With Massive BMW Billboard (COOL)
• Sexy Sleepovers are My Favorite (HOT)
• Super Dutch Model Lieke Van Lexmond Likes Grass (HOT)
• Playboy’s Leslie Wood Shows Her Knockers off (NSFW)
• Awesome Video – We Didn’t Start the Flame War (VIDEO)
• Animal World Fights Back Against Sports World (VIDEO)
• Lindsay Lohan joins eHarmony Spoof (VIDEO)
• Lingerie Girl Takes Tequila Shot With Feet (VIDEO)
• Hacked Myspace Girl Pics & Vids! (NSFW AD)

“Oh, hello there. You checking out our tight little butts? By all means!”

• A Collection of Lovely Round Scantily Clad Asses (HOT)
• Rosie Jones VS. Hettie Butler… Oh My! (NSFW)
• Eliza Dushku Goes Nude For Allure (NSFW)
• America’s Hottest Sophomore Student-Athlete (HOT)
• Elisandra Tomacheski is a Sexy Blond Fashion Model (HOT)
• Kelly Brook Does a Good Baywatch Impression (NSFW Ads)
• Hot Chick In Bikini Blows up Giant Beach Volleyball (VIDEO)
• COED Tributes the Glorious Underboob (HOT)
• Horribly Offensive Cartoon ‘Bout Jesus and Racism (VIDEO)
• Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics You Need to See (CELEB)
• Guy Fainting is Typical Reaction to Glenn Beck (VIDEO)
• Paris Hilton Is a Sexy Playboy Easter Bunny (CELEB)
• Kelly Brook Looks Sextastic at Movie Premiere (HOT)
• How Much Listerine Does it Take to Get Drunk? (SILLY)
• Page 3′s Sammy Braddy Gets Topless On Beach (NSFW)
• Which PETA Vegetarian is Hotter Edition Winner! (HOT)
• Top Ten Celebs Who Had Abortions (SAD)

Something about this Miss Shay Laren (you are going to like her profile pic) is giving me morning wood that could invade a country and take out a boat of pirates. What’s amazing is some dipshit military guy – her first husband – couldn’t keep his missile in check and banged a co-worker, rendering our sweet girl divorced before the age of 20!

I think cheating is generally a shitty business to be in and I’m not a huge fan, but to cheat on this girl is beyond comprehension. The best part? Probably partly to give idiotboy a nice big old “fuck you”, Shay Laren started nude modeling not long after. To witness the supple fruits of this labor, a G. Image search is very worth the time.

Enjoy these other sexy Shay Laren pics…

Meet Courtney Anne, friend of yesteday’s girl Karlie. Sadly, everything I said there applies here. Feel free to creep her profile ‘tho I’ve plundered it for the best material. I do love that ass… and that chest… and… BRB!

More Friday Goodness…

• A Leggy Miley Cyrus – Sorry Mom, Dad, God (NSFW Ads)
• Amazing Pushup Bra Photoshoot With Miranda Kerr (HOT)
• Olivia Munn as a Sexy Space Girl (HOT)
• Megan Fox With White Pants and Cleavage (HOT)
• The 10 Funniest CNN Bloopers of All Time (VIDEO)
• Poor Kid: “Stop Calling me a Homo!” (VIDEO)
• Very Bad Drawings of Celebrities – A Gallery (SILLY)
• Tori Black is Hotter Than a Loaded Pistol (HOT)
• Playboy Busty Babe Marie Morrison is Wet (NSFW)
• How to Get Explosive Calves in the Gym (VIDEO)
• Some of the Best & Bloodiest Hockey Fights (VIDEOS)

While there is not much info on this Karlie girl’s Myspace, I’m certain I don’t like her. At least not when she’s talking. To be fair, she wouldn’t like me either. It’s pretty obvious from her “friends list” I’m not her type. I do find it fascinating how ripped guys are almost exclusively tools. If they were at all cool, I’d be an out of shape virgin.

These other pics of Karlie aren’t the best, but there is a grainy NSFW boob flashing pic… click here for that.

More Goodness For Your Organs…

• Nuts Presents Britain’s Sexiest New Boobs (NSFW)
• Sara Jean Underwood Red Bikini Shoot (soooo HOT)
• Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Nice Cleavage (NSFW ads)
• The Top 10 Japanese Gameshow Moments (WTF!)
• Tons of Hot Girls With Hotter Boobs Pics (HOT)
• Controversy Over Virgina Tech Cheerleader Post (COOL)
• The Best Offensive Anti-smoking Commercials (TRUE)
• The Ten Sports No Respectable Man Should Watch (TRUE)
• Augusta Hooters Miss Par 3 Bikini Contest 2009 (HOT)
• The 50 Greatest Boob Products of All Time (COOL)
• Models Wearing Booty Shorts – Video Tribute (VID)
• New Shamwow-Guy-Prostitute Pictures (EWW)
• Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Her Nice Rack (CELEB)
• Penthouse Pets Ahryan and Britney Get Nude (NSFW)
• Talia Madison is a Sexified TNA Wrestler (HOT)
• Random Hot Girls Picture Dump (HOT)
• Holy Shit, Billy Bob Thorton is an Asshole (VIDEO)
• Top 10 Drunken Pass Out Photos! (DRUNK)