Hope Dworaczyk gets the honor… no, screw that – WE GET THE HONOR of Hope Dworaczyk being crowned Playboy Playmate for April. You just can never have enough naked pics of this girl. See all the naughty uncensored pics or check out our old post for more Hope Dworaczyk Pictures.

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Apparently Thai, German, and Swede is a sexy mix of human gene goo.

Meet Sumlee Anderson: a 24 year old model with admirable physical attributes. Before you make fun of her name, I want you to think of all the poor souls who blew any chance of getting Sumlee thanks to a lame crack in the school cafeteria. And with that… cumlee, bumlee, yumlee, sumpee, bumpee!

Where you’ve seen her: She was in an Entourage episode although I’m going to have to watch my entire collection again to place her. She’s also done FHM.com, Maxim Online, Playboy morning show, and Spike TV.

Relationship status? In love. Yup, according to her Myspace she’s found “the one”, and sadly it’s not me (although I don’t doubt he blogs).

When asked about the most unusual place she’s hooked up: “In my school bathroom. Luckily, I was on the sports team and a teachers pet so my punishment wasn’t nearly as bad as the deed itself. Very awkward!”

Jeez, what a fucking badass. I wonder if she was ever on a wild teens Maury episode. Now more hot Sumlee Anderson pictures…

I’m guessing this girl went on a raping spree after this photo was taken. Lucky bastards. See more Monday Morning Memories.

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• UConn Huskie Cheerleader Girls. ‘Nuff said.

How can we not like Tila Tequila? She’s one of the few girls that’s famous for being a Hot Girl on Myspace! With the sheer volume of tail on there, that’s no easy feat. Check out more Tila Tequila boobie flashing (NSFW).

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Meet Rosie Jones (not to be confused with the less attractive American pro golfer). She’s British, busty, and has trouble keeping her shirt on. Rosie is the perfect age of somewhere between 18 and 21. Yes, I’m that lazy. She did her first topless shoot TWO days after turning 18. Respect.

She describes herself as “smileeeyyy” on her Myspace – generally not something you want to here from a Brit, but this girl can do no wrong. Useless trivia: She’s named her boobs Bob and Bill. I guess when you look like that, fuck creativity right?

Speaking of those perfect breasts – you probably want to see Rosie Jones topless uncensored pics. Well…. okay!  Check out Page3.com for a ton of naked Rosie shots, and of course Nuts has its share of topless Rosie pics here and here. There’s also this Nuts promo video featuring Rosie although it could really use some jumping jacks.

Thanks to our man pals at Busted Coverage for the tip on this barely legal bombshell. I think we’ll be seeing a lot more of Rosie, Bob, Bill, and Queen Latifah in the future. Oh – did I mention I named her crotch?

Now, the largest Rosie Jones Pictures Gallery anywhere…