That’s right guys, the nuggets of wisdom contained in this post could very well bag you Jessica Burciaga. It started when I was looking over an old post of Jessica (site maintenance) and a reader’s comment caught  my eye. Actually, shit spewing supercilious narrative is a more apt description. This is what HGOM reader “Steven” had to say:

Whoever wrote this article needs to realize (for his own good) that he’s made himself out to be completely unattractive based on the way he wrote.

It’s one thing to appreciate beauty, it’s another to obsess and fantasize it like a 13 year old boy.

To the author and the rest of you hopefuls: you CAN get laid, and you can get girls this hot or hotter, but you have to ditch the 13 year old boy attitude.

Girls won’t go for guys that do the following:

1) Put them up on a pedestal
&
2) Act like little boys.

They will go for a real MAN, though, one who is confident and mature.

Part of being a man is growing up enough to have the maturity and confidence to not say the things I see posted here. I hate to be condescending, but like I said, it’s for all of your own good to wake up and smell the coffee.

Do yourselves a favor, ditch the “hot girls are untouchable” attitude and start treating them how they should be treated–like any other person in your life. Once you do that, you’ll realize how easy it is to get these girls, especially when they have so few competing MEN to choose from since most are just salivating little boys.

Stop masturbating, buy a couple books, and GET OUT THERE and make it happen.

First, I’m impressed the Confidence Guy reads my blog. FTW! Now, not to get caught up in particulars, but to say I think and act like a 13 year-old when I’m 14 is just factually incorrect. As for being unattractive, Mrs. Landers would tell you otherwise and she’s the wisest mom I know.

Then there is the how to get laid advice. How you shouldn’t “put pussy on a pedestal”. In the off chance Steven that you’ve seen both a penis and a vagina, you must appreciate they are not equals - hence the pedestal. Pussy and pedestal are practically synonyms. The penis should be nowhere near the vagina, which is why it’s called “getting lucky”.

Then you confuse me to no ends but telling me to buy some books and stop masturbating. Right, because nothing the drives the ladies wild like a backed-up book worm. Besides, I believe masturbating and books go hand-in-hand. If not, then what the fuck are libraries for?

Amazing the lengths I’ll go to for more Jessica Burciaga pics…

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