May 21 2009
Remember Dream Kelly? She was featured here about a year ago. I thought I’d drop in on her profile to see what was up. I was happy to see some new “older looking” pics. Don’t worry, she still has those underage bikini photos if you feel like a tear filled wank session today.
I also found myself on her official website (NSFW) where for $30 a month, you can see her doing a wide range of activities like riding a horse, studying for school, making cereal, girl scouting & playing horseshoes. Innocent teen angle much? Oh she also has a new vibrator.
Yeah I’d like to meet a member of the site and punchersize his face. Sure she’s hot, but you can get a crapload of free porn for thirty bucks.
Ok so I’m bitter because my ironically named accountant Dick called my membership a “unnecessary expense”. Maybe I really like horses, dick!
The rest of the new and more brown Dream Kelly