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May 26 2009

Ashlee Jordan is a Sexy Faceless Girl in Need of Some Web Design

Published by Brock Landers at 6:18 am under Ashlee Jordan

It’s true – Ashlee Jordan is a sexy mystery. She never shows her face in her shots because she doesn’t want to “disrespect friends and family”. Fine by me. With a body like that the face is 95% irrelevant.

What’s funny (not like lol funny, more sad kind of funny) is how she talks about her website, plasters the address everywhere, and yet the site is totally lifeless. (I even broke my F5 key trying to resuscitate it.)

Unfortunately in my quest I learned there is another Ashley Jordan and her website (NSFW) is very alive. Yikes what a monster! Why gross Ashley has a functioning website and sexy Ashlee does not is probably the greatest injustice you will bear witness to today.

Good god that is one smoking body. Okay hot Ashlee, I’m offering you my repertoire of sweet ninja web skills free of charge. It’s time you get back online. All I’m going to need is to see your face and boobs. Standard stuff really. Deal? For more, check out her profile.

The Full Hot Ashlee Jordan Gallery…

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6 Responses to “Ashlee Jordan is a Sexy Faceless Girl in Need of Some Web Design”

# Crazy Oldieon 26 May 2009 at 7:06 am

wow…she could have a gorrilla face mask and I would still tap that like I was trying to find oil…that is one of the fittest girls you posted!
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# Nooneron 17 Jun 2009 at 5:55 am

She is a grandmother and a local stripper in NW Indiana. Her face is attractive, but those pics are airbrushed big time