Crazy ass tattoos and body paint are no strangers to Jeska Vardinski’s smooth curves. Jeska got what I’m going to assume is her big break when she made Playboy’s The Girls of Myspace feature. Some of the other chicks they picked are a bit fugly but Vardinski is on the hot list.

Your best bet at getting in her painted panties? Start a punk rock band with a stupid name like “Death By Mohawk”, load up on fake tattoos from your local pizza joint, dye your eyes black, and make a badass Myspace page. Talk about your musical influences by making up a bunch more stupid band names. Oh and make that rock sign with your hand all the time. You know the one with the pinky and index. There ya go. Now befriend Jeska and you should be set for some freaky action.

Have a small dick and are a bit douchey? Fret not my friend.

I went out with this guy and hung out a few times. He thought he was the shit, and it turns out he had a small dick. That was probably like a year ago.

I bet his band wasn’t very good anyway. You can check out some nude pics of Jeska Vardinski here, and she was also Miss COED recently.

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