This is Allison D. from Myspace (her profile). She looks like an average girl here (more or less). Now I know for a fact that if I was utterly shitfaced and Allison was looking like my only option for some poon, I would not think twice on it. That’s just it – I wouldn’t think once. I’m also certain she would not look to me like she looks now. I would actually elevate her to some level of “hot”. Classic Beer Goggles.

Now before we go on, I need you sit and put down that sandwich…

And there you have it. A perfect example of what we really should be seeing in those situations. But again thanks to the devil juice, we elevate terrifying Allison to average Allison and the rest is history.

Honestly I find this fascinating because I was never sure when the transformation took place, just that in the morning things aren’t what they once seemed. Ironically I’m going to drink heavily to forget this face which is going to lead to waking up with something similar!

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