I’m not sure how you celebrate Memorial Day, but every year I hold a party to honor the fallen. In fact I just snapped this shot of my living room. Hmmmm… I think I’ll start honoring “Bianco” first. Here is Today’s Best:

• Memorial Day Cutie Flashes You – NSFW (Dirty Rotten)
• G.L.M.P is a Classic Myspace Douche (Uncoached)
• Megan Fox at Movie Press Conference – NSFW ads (NS4W.org)
• Remember Bikini Girl from American Idol? (Busted Coverage)
• A Lovely Tribute to Round & Firm Boobs (Buge Hoobs)
• Monday Morning Memories – Special Edition (Funtasticus)
• Winnipeg Blue Bomber Cheerleaders Can Party (Don Chavez)
• College Girl Flashes Her Thong – NSFW ads (Hot Bitches)
• Alessandra Ambrosio in New Bra Ad Campaign (CamelTap)
• UFC 98 Review: Short But Sweet – Video (on 205th)
• Babes of the French Open… OUI-OUI! (COED Mag)
• V Magazine Summer Swimsuit Issue (UseMyComp)
• Alessandra Ambrosio Taking Care of Business (Beer Goggler)
• Ellen Eyes Up Marisa Miller – Video (Celeb Odor)
• Patriotic Girls Get Naked – Video, NSFW (Regretful)
• MILF Monday With Camila Alves (HolyTaco)
• 100 Sexiest Video Game Babes of All Time (Manofest)
• The Strangest Photo You’ll See Today (EatLiver)

Like most dudes I’ve often thought long and hard about the things I would do if I had my own two breasts. First order of business would definitely be excrutiating neck enlongation surgery so I could suck them. I guess my boob job (second order) might succeed in this but come on, how cool would a super long neck be? Of course in between the surgeries and suckfests, I’d pretty much be cupping them all the time.

Well as it turns out, chicks and us are not all that different. Although most of these girls necks and breasts appear to be of average size, they no doubt enjoy holding their boobs almost as much as we do.

Now a great gallery of chicks holding their own boobs…

Hot damn! Elaine Alden says she’s ready to pose nude but… but what? Nobody will take her? Riiiiight. Fingers crossed for naked debut within 6 months! Click here or photo for more Elaine Alden pictures.

And more weekend goodness…

• Professor Arressted For Whacking it (Don Chavez)
• Remember When J-Lo Was Quite Hot? (Funtasticus)
• Topless Cutie at the Beach – NSFW (Boobie Blog)
• Anne and Kate are Sexy Together (CamelTap)
• Hotties from Maxim Bulgaria (on 205th)
• Emma Watson Shows off Bra & Ass (Celeb Odor)
• Super Mega Female Leighton Meester (Manofest)
• 10 Ways to Land a Spring Fling (COED Mag)
• Amateur Takes Bikini Self-Shots – NSFW (Hot Bitches)

I love a good slutty pic featuring the Jesus cross. If this is what he had in mind with the whole sacrifice for humanity thing then he’s cool with me.

Today’s Best Links for Dinks

• Britney Spears Caribbean Bikini Candids – NSFW ads (NS4W.org)
• Kourtney Kardashian Bending Over – NSFW ads (Dirty Rotten)
• You Could Own a Lingerie Football Team (Busted Coverage)
• 10 Enjoyable Swimsuit Competitions (Uncoached)
• Hot TV Girl Has Braless Pokey Nipples (CamelTap)
• Friday is Wild Amateur Girls Day (Funtasticus)
• Topless Girl Playing With Ice – NSFW (Boobie Blog)
• ATV Video Makes Faceplant Friday (Don Chavez)
• Megan Fox Sexy Flashback to 2007 (on 205th)
• Study Miss COED Diana Villas Boas (COED Mag)
• Raquel Gibson is One Fine Playmate (Buge Hoobs)
• Funniest Videos of People Caught Wanking (Manofest)
• Triana Iglesias and Her Skimpy Plaid Bikini (Beer Goggler)
• Penny Lancaster is a Sexy Older Woman (UseMyComp)
• Some Sexy Yoga Videos Close to Porn (Blog of Hilarity)
• Baywatch Babes Then and Now – Classic (Celeb Odor)
• The Best of Lingerie Football League Action (NextRound)
• Penthouse Pet Lexxi Tyler Has Great Tits – NSFW (DailyPOA)
• Hot Asian Babe Justene Jaro is Exotic (Caveman Circus)
• Sponsor: More of Jesus Girl – NSFW (Obsessed Girls)

Yeah Helen’s wonderfully round fake boobs are some of the more breathtaking ever on this site, and I couldn’t be happier to have found them. You have to also respect the steps she’s taken to get to where she is. Since the boob work, all she seems to do is get drunk and flash her tits. That’s it. That’s her thing. Predictable, yes, but never old. Helen has the world in her cleavage and she’s only 22!

This one of her few actual “modeling” pictures. That’s the thing. She doesn’t need a big break or a contract of any sorts. Helen will coast through life on that rack and she can be as amateur as she wants.

At the very least, she’ll never have to financially support what is sure to become a raging alcohol dependency.

I’m liking this picture. Very much. She’s cute and innocent but those eyes have a glimmer of “take me from behind – NOW penis boy!”

I love it and due to the large amount of delicious Helen pictures, I’m going to return to her in another post where we’ll get a closer look at hot friends, her tendency to get shitfaced and kiss girls, and her super hot younger sister. In the meantime you can creep on her Myspace.

The rest of the Helen or “Helly Bell” Gallery