May
21
2009
Remember Dream Kelly? She was featured here about a year ago. I thought I’d drop in on her profile to see what was up. I was happy to see some new “older looking” pics. Don’t worry, she still has those underage bikini photos if you feel like a tear filled wank session today.
I also found myself on her official website (NSFW) where for $30 a month, you can see her doing a wide range of activities like riding a horse, studying for school, making cereal, girl scouting & playing horseshoes. Innocent teen angle much? Oh she also has a new vibrator.
Yeah I’d like to meet a member of the site and punchersize his face. Sure she’s hot, but you can get a crapload of free porn for thirty bucks.
Ok so I’m bitter because my ironically named accountant Dick called my membership a “unnecessary expense”. Maybe I really like horses, dick!
The rest of the new and more brown Dream Kelly
May
20
2009
Click photo or here for more Emily
How can you not love that adorable little face? It belongs to Emily who is leaving her sorority for a career in… bikini modeling! I guess regardless of the state of the economy, there will always be work in bikinis.
All of Today’s Best…
May
20
2009
If you’ve been a reader of the site for any period of time then you probably know that there are some girls I post who I think are nailable. These are the party girls that with the right amount of booze and self-pity, will sometimes slip and stoop to screwing a (physically) much less attractive counterpart. It happens all the time and average shmucks who have the odd “on” night are most thankful for this strange yet understandable phenomenon. Then there are girls like Hayley.
Girls like Hayley are special. They don’t have regular vaginas, but rather magical playgrounds with non-stop harp music and swarms of butterflies. These vaginas keep a long time and are always the perfect level of moist. Like a Twinkie.
What’s really amazing is that 21 year young Hayley is single (so says her Myspace). As you know, ridiculously cute and presumably sane girls are NEVER fucking single. That’s why I’m going to watch There’s Something about Mary five times today and evaluate my chances of moving to California and somehow crizzling my way into this girl’s life.
Damn in every picture she just steals the show. No contest, and those are not bad looking ladies. Hey what are you doing this weekend? I’m thinking maybe I’ll be the one with the retarded brother…
The rest of the Hayley Gallery
May
19
2009
Click photo or here for more Sharae Spears (NSFW)
Sharae Spears is Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Year! I reckon that’s quite the honor for this all natural stunner. Britney? Britney who?
All of Today’s Best…
