I remember back in my youthier days a girl told me she hated it when I called a lady ass a “pooper”. Well, sometimes that’s exactly what it is. See more from The Pooper Gallery (NSFW) and enjoy these refreshing links:

• Nadine Coyle Gives as a Sneak Peak – NSFW (Dirty Rotten)
• The Sexiest Bowling Videos You’ll Ever See (Uncoached)
• The Michael Phelps Threesome Stripper – NSFW (NS4W.org)
• Australia Frowns on Rugby Group Sex With Teen (Busted Cov.)
• Paulina The Greek Model Does Maxim… Greece! (on205th)
• 35 year-old Shannon Elizabeth Still Sexy (Funtasticus)
• These Coco Pictures Will Drive You Loco (Don Chavez)
• Porn Star Jesse Jane in a Bikini – NSFW ads (Boobie Blog)
• Lovely Hump Day Hotties Gallery (Buge Hoobs)
• Jell-o Wrestling Bikini Babes (COED Mag)
• Super Mega Female Jamie Gunns (Manofest)
• Natalie Cruz is One Hot Internet Chick (Beer Goggler)
• Louise Redknapp is a Hot UK Entertainer (HolyTaco)
• Paula Morales Will Lift Your Morale (CamelTap)
• 7 Women You’d Need to Survive on LOST (Blog of Hilarity)
• Dichen Lachman is Cute New Aussie Actor (UseMyComp)
• The Hierarchy of Beards (NextRound)
• Celebrate the Hockey Playoffs With These Sick Goals (Gunaxin)
• Hot Megan Fox News – “I’m a Bisexual!” (Celeb Odor)

Houston’s Bad Girl (I assume that name is her doing) tries super hard to be a bad ass bitch with her dark profile, hidden hyperlinks, excessive cursing, Rob Zombie love, and Peggy from Married With Children hair. Only one problem – I’m not buying it!

Top reasons why she’s not the bad girl she thinks she is:

1. She loves Vitamin Water - Real bad asses drink water out of garden hoses ensuring plenty of iron and it’s enviro friendly – and to side with Al Gore is to side with bad ass.
2. Her intro profile song is “Welcome to the Jungle” – Sure it’s the explicit version, but it’s a SAMPLE. What’s wrong, worried about a little copyright infringement? Please. I had Chinese Democracy downloaded back when China was still a Communist country.
3. She has a thing for bad boys with “Tatts & Criminal Records” - That’s not being a bad ass, that’s dumb and typical.
4. She loves Myspace - Self-explanatory.
5. Says she’s an Atheist – Bullshit! Atheists don’t believe in Myspace.

Don’t get me wrong Bad Girl, I would do very, very “bad” things to you. Things you won’t get from your run of the mill tatted criminal douchebag!

Enjoy the rest of her the gallery:

Dinner is served! Click her ass for more Tuesday Tooshies…

Enjoy all of Tuesday’s Best (3 of first 4 are NSFW):

• Rihanna Nude Pictures Leaked (COED Mag)
• Tribute to the Hottest Cleveland Cav Girls (Manofest)
• Danielle Lloyd In Nuts Magazine (Beer Goggler)
• Kid Snaps Quick Upskirt Photo (EatLiver)
• Boobs Smashed Together RULE (Buge Hoobs)
• It’s Jenna Elfman from Dharma & Greg! (Holy Taco)
• Claire Danes is Hot and Influential (UseMyComp)
• Elephants Put the Ride in Ride (Blog of Hilarity)
• Playboy Student Body Brittany Fuchs – NSFW (DailyPOA)
• Victoria Vanucci in Hombre Argentina (SaltyMilk)
• Top 10 Gym Video Fails (Caveman Circus)

As is typical of albino bloggers, I have a low tolerance for energy and general bubbliness. This is probably why I’m exhausted having spent considerable time on Elizabeth Ashley’s profile. “It may be the ADD” as Elizabeth would say. The 22 year-old model/singer from CA is not at all shy about her condition or her wonderfully proportioned body.

Yeah she’s a great inspiration for all the kiddies out there with the ADD. Hey here’s an idea Lizzy – you should do a spoof of the SNL Hyper Hypo skit! You could wear nothing but a harness and jump around, raising more than just ADD awareness. I think it’s very necessary!

Enjoy the rest of the Elizabeth Ashley pictures… and if your boss is coming and you need to lose that boner fast, click here.

Thanks to HGOM reader John for the tip on Elizabeth!

Yeah it’s going to be a good weekend. If you like the broads above, see more just like them , and below are some pre-weekend hotties including R&B singer Cassie now totally nude picture. Spoiler: New piercing!

• Indian Actress Koena Miller is Uncoachable (HOT)
• A Sexy Moment With Shania Twain (HOT)
• Denise Milani Will Get Your Attention (HOT)
• Search for Web’s Biggest Creep Continues (WTF)
• 77 Sexy Senoritas Will Keep You Busy (HOT)
• Cute Amateur Girl Stripping Video (NSFW)