Well older for a Myspace girl is 30, and that’s just what our friend Melissa Burley is. But this just means she gets to do cool shit like smoke cigars in bed. You have to wonder what she’d look like without any makeup but I’m still pretty horny for her. It probably won’t be long before she pops out a kid in which case she’d be a pretty fine looking mom. Hell she might already have a big old Burley Litter running around.

Sweet crap do belly buttons get any bigger than that? You could have some fun with that thing. For more Melissa, here’s her profile.

My favorite Melissa Burley Pictures…

Click photo or here for more Eagles’ Girls in Aruba, in bikinis.

Today’s Best…

• Teen Nikki Shows off Her Thong – NSFW (Hot Bitches)
• Gisele Bundchen on Victoria’s Secret Set (CamelTap)
• Strippers + Snake = Good Picture – NSFW ads (EHOWA)
• COED’s Colossal Cleavage Collection (COED Mag)
• Hot or is that Mustache Going to Throw you? (EatLiver)
• Woman Throws Away Million Dollar Mattress (Blog of H)
• Lexi Belle in a Pink Polka Heart Bikini (Beer Goggler)
• Seven Signs That You are a Full Blown Adult (Holy Taco)
• Top 10 Hottest Celebrity RedHeads Gallery (Celeb Odor)
• Day 3 Voting For the Hottest Girl of Myspace (Spewf)
• Oh Dear: Top 10 Videos of Hot Girls Farting (Manofest)
• Inner Debate of College Girl Giving First BJ (Regretful)

See she’s great at these cute booty shorts self-shots, her Myspace profile is x_so_x_seduktive_x (I’m guessing x_so_x_seductive_x was taken), but her profile song is “Let’s Get Crazy” by Hannah Montana!

i love animals & i’m not a slut, don’t be deceived by my pictures, kthanks. i enjoy life and i take it as it comes. life’s a journey, so come on and enjoy the ride

I love animals & I don’t screw random guys regularly? Whose brain puts those things together? Weird. Oh by the way, I like Grey’s Anatomy & I’m not ferociously stroking myself at the moment.

• Gabrielle Pastel Looks Amazing Topless – NSFW (Boobie Blog)
• Miley Cyrus & Company At LA Celeb Event – (NS4W.org)
• You’ll Want to Check out This Chick’s Dumper (Don Chavez)
• Monday Morning Memories: Amateur Gallery (Funtasticus)
• Cute Amateur Teen Self-Shots – NSFW ads (Hot Bitches)
• Adabel Guerrero Has Yellow Nipples! (on 205th)
• Geraldine Bazan Hot in Spanish maxim (CamelTap)
• 16 Essential TV Products For Potheads (COED Mag)
• Meagan Good In Spandex is a  Must See (Celeb Odor)
• Georgia Karabinis Isn’t Your Typical Swede Model (DjMick)
• Kelly Brook and Riley Steele in Bikinis (Beer Goggler)
• Saddest 20th Birthday Ever – Picture (Eatliver)
• Did This Really Need to be a Statue? Yes. (HolyTaco)
• Holy Shit: Man Arranges Rape of Wife (Blog of H)
• Nerd Alert: 55 Sexy E3 Booth Babes! (Manofest)
• Irina Shayk Sticks Out Her Proud Chest (UseMyComp)
• 13 Old School Beer Ads From Anheuser (Regretful)
• Vote For the Hottest Girl of Myspace (Spewf)
• Playboy Model Alexis Tyler – NSFW (DailyPOA)

Dear Future Duncan Kid:

Your mom Amanda Duncan was (and probably is) very sexy. In fact, she made my June 8, 2009 Monday. Your father was a lucky man until the point of your conception. You came from a very special place. That is all.

Yours Mom,
Brock

Writing future letters is always good fun! For more of Playboy Milf Amanda Duncan, her MySpace profile is here. Other than that, she’s fairly absent from the web, so enjoy these rare pics!

The full Amanda Duncan Gallery: