If you think this picture does any justice, think again

I mean what do we talk about here? Seriously? What the fuck do we talk about here? Do we talk about how she looks just as good not all done up as done up? Do we talk about how this girls legs could wrap around you and easily kill you if need be?

Do we mention that she’s a fitness model? Do I talk about how I never even heard of Amanda Carrier before I saw her Myspace Profile? What’s left? What in the world is left in my soul and being if I don’t at least get to feel a body like this at least once in my life?

Do we talk about what I’d do just to go down on this woman for 15 seconds? Let’s use the 15 multiple. Since it’s 15 seconds I have to do anything 15 times just to see her virgine. 15 slaps to my penis with a paddle. 15 lashes on my ass. 15 laps around central park with a donkey strapped to my back.

Amanda, seriously, I will do anything 15 times for 15 seconds. Are you kidding me with this body? You can’t be serious with that right? It would take me 15 years to even come close to getting used to how great her ass is.

OK I’m done.