“Oh, hey there. It’s just me Amanda Corey being tanned Amanda.”

Something she does exceptionally well. If her profile is any indication, Amanda Corey basically hangs out with ridiculously hot blonde bikini models 24/7. Well that and this sexy butt pile-up thing (wait for it…).

I guess she was on a season of Beauty and the Geek which I might now have to start watching (sorry for doubting you Ashton). She then went on to do Playboy, as a Google image search will gladly show you.

Oh right, then there’s the greatest picture ever. Wow, and I thought the ones from Abu Ghraib were sexy! Seriously as much as those help recruit extremists, surely good old American-girl ass pyramids can have a counter effect. Hey wait… is that what I think it… no, it can’t be!

The full Amanda Corey Gallery…