Feb 05 2008
I usually save these pictures until later but I thought it would be a great way to start us off. You guys have to see this Myspace Profile. Pictures galore and for Christ’s sake I just didn’t know that people like this existed. Aesthetically I’m glad that they do but if I had to have a conversation with Amy I could see myself puking in the middle of it. Here’s some crap she wrote: “Here’s to the crazy 1′s, the trouble-makers, the mis-fits, the round heads in the square holes. The 1′s who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree w/ them, glorify or vilify them. But the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race foward. And while some may see them as crazy ones, I see genius! Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones that do!! I love god im christian, i love traveling especially vegas i practicaly live there since im there ALL the time.“
I fucking LOVE this picture. By the way that little snippet I posted up top? That thing goes on for quite a while. But the one thing I’ll take out of it is Amy’s attraction to Christianity and God. Does this seem like the kind of quote that comes from a God servant? “I CAN B THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART OR THE BIGGEST BITCH U DECIDE” Call me crazy but I’m guessing that using all capitals and substituting entire words with letters isn’t the most successful representation of the Christian faith.
If this guy had sex with her then I think it’s time to just give up on life. Actually you know what? No. Just reading the stuff that Amy writes kind of puts a sour taste in my mouth that a dude like that doesn’t piss me off all that much. I mean doing ‘roids, shaving your chest and NOT being ripped is tough enough. But putting it all together with cargo shorts and managing to be at least 35 years old? That’s pretty talented. Hey oh! Oh ay!
She’s definitely hotter than her friends but no big deal. I have a suspicion that the girl on the right would be a fun time. She has that tiny little tongue thing going which is pretty sexy. Although what is that near her bicep. Is that a tattoo? I can’t tell. Could the girl on the left have a smaller chest? I think it might be concave.