Mar 12 2008
Looking like that and loving controversy? You gotta like that. At least that’s what her Myspace Profile headline says. I also must compliment Amy on her professional demeanor displayed in her profile. Amy mentions that she has a separate account for friends. I’m guessing, or rather hoping that’s the one with all the drunk pictures. You know, the one that I don’t have access to thus could not provide those drunken pictures? In any event, I’m bullish on Amy. She’s been on lots of magazine covers including FHM UK and American Curves Magazine. I think we’re still waiting for the Hefner call. How about it Amy? Would you slide the arms down two inches to reveal some nipple and make a shitload more money? It’s interesting when you put it that way right? Just move the arm down a tad. That’s what Kim Kardashian did and she still has a big ass (which I love by the way).
By the way. There are loads of pictures of Amy as a blond. This leads me to a debate. Blond or brunette? It’s not an easy decision. Most females look better as brunettes. This one is tough though. While her more sultry shots come with the darker hair, she really pulls of that All American look as a blond. I do have one hope though. When her hair up there is blond, what color is the hair down there? Does she switch it up, go completely unfettered? Amy, your public wants to know these things.
Normally I’m not into the black and whites but I think we can make an exception here. There’s almost a dirty quality in this picture. The color and light contrast gives off a somewhat rugged feel which is what I think the photographer was going for. Amy, I’m just showing you that I have some class given the fact I was referencing your you know, thing, in the paragraph before. Does this mean you’ll go on a date with me and let me buy you a soda pop?
Some people are patriots. Some people are happy that this land is our land and so on. If there’s any reason to be proud to be an American, this picture is the reason.