I love girls like Ashbee and I hate them at the same time. In fact I dated one once…once. I took a girl like this to a nice dinner on a first date and I’m 99% sure now that I look back, it freaked her the hell out.

Girls like this aren’t made for nice guys. Ashbee is the perfect guidette. She has an amazing body, is probably very high maintenance in terms of attitude and giving you shit, and could probably seduce most any guy that wears a bandana and has 17 earrings.

But I digress. I almost feel bad. It would be close to impossible for me to have a conversation about life with this girl. And it’s like I’d try so hard to reach that sensitive place and I just know girls like Ashbee would tell me to F-off because I was too much of a puss.

In any event, you can’t deny this girl’s body. You can deny her “flavor” as I’m sure she’d say. And you can’t deny how much of a joke her boyfriend looks like. Come on Ash!