With that kind of cleavage and that cute a face, she’ll certainly get my Maxim vote. However, “I could fall in Love” by Salina. That’s all I have to say. Bahara, that’s your Myspace Profile song? Come on! You’ve got to be kidding me. Bahara, you’re 18, hot, dance in Vegas and are trying to come off sweet and romantic? No. Whoa Whoa wait a second. I just scrolled down to see that she’s a proud parent? This cannot be possible. She’s 18 years old, is gorgeous, and parties around town in Vegas and Phoenix. I’m sorry but how the hell can she be a parent too? I have to assume the whole 18 year old thing isn’t true. Either that or the parent thing isn’t true. If her being a parent is true, there’s just no way I can possibly make fun of her. It just wouldn’t be right.

Push up bra or no push up bra. This picture is just silly. The camouflage hot pants? Perfect. By the way, yes, the push up is essential. I have a picture of her where she actually looks flat chested. I’d have to think she’s at least a C but good lord. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. The push up bra is possibly the best invention of this century. The best invention ever? Probably the Chia Pet. Man those things are awesome.

Am I supposed to feel guilty here or something? I mean it says the damn girl is 18 years old. And yet here she is, tied up, looking quite sultry and she’s a parent too? I’m still trying to get over this. Who takes care of the kid while mommy is out partying with NBA players and Wrestlers (I have pictures)? I’ve never wanted to violate and yet help a girl at the same time so much in my life. I’d imagine she’s getting all the help she needs though. Looks like she models quite a bit and I’m sure she’s pulling more coin that most people.

Amare! What’s up baby? Amare’s head: “Yeah baby, I hit that. Ama hit that shit tomorrow night too.” Amare is the absolute man. Guy will drop 25 pts, 20 boards, block 3 or 4 shots and will still have time to give Bahara a rub down. What a guy.

What are you gonna do, when the Hulkster wants to fuck you!

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