I gotta say at first I was pumped by Barbie Ash and her young Myspace Profile. But then I realized something. She just graduated high school and is already looking a little extra in the hips. That makes me a little nervous.

And then I got a look at her mom (who is pictured down below) which prompted to scare me. Put it this way, Ashley is going to have to do a lot of work to keep looking the way she does, which is a way I like.

But damnet this girl is just a teen for Christ’s sake. She doesn’t know a damned thing about anything. So when I see the insane drunken pictures, it doesn’t phase me at all because the girl knows no better. I’d almost like it better if she were 30 and making a conscious effort to get hammered.

As a teen you just do it. So yes, I’m thankful seeing her act like a jackass but I fear for this chick. Barbie, Ashley, whoever you are, you got a nice thing going. Please, for the love of God don’t gain that freshmen 15 because that is what I’m envisioning.

P.S. Her prom date looks like a tool.