I guess the fact that these twins haven’t been featured in Playboy, Hustler, Swank, High Society or any of the “Barely Legal” series of DVD’s kind of left me out of the loop. Does anyone know the Barton twins? Never heard of them. But feel free to check out Jessica’s Myspace Profile or her website or the Barton Twins Website. I’ve searched long and hard but these girls just don’t show nipple. It’s truly amazing. They get so close. It’s like you move your head on the page to try and make it three dimensional to try and find the right angle that will let that little sucker appear but it never does. We’ll just have to live with being able to see the exact shape of her breast and the exact point at which you know her nipple and pubic lines begin. I’m fully convinced that Jessica is either hiding a third nipple, has humongous sausaugy type nipples, or that she’s just a person that chooses not to pose entirely nude. As much as it might be the first two, the third choice is probably accurate. Sucks for twin though. Jessica is clearly better. Who am I kidding, both of them have their share of fun.

See what I mean? This girl will go as far as you can possibly go without actually being nude. And you know what? So will I. Otherwise I couldn’t get any advertising on this site. Man am I a sellout huh? Actually you know the reason I don’t post nude girls? Yes, I’m a sellout but even worse is that I have a girlfriend that I live with. If I had any balls I’d kick her to the curb and tell her to love it or leave it. Once again, who am I kidding? I have a woman who not only tolerates this stuff but she actually enjoys cooking for me. Alright, back to Barton.

I think these gals got their “fame” from the racing circuits. Apparently Jessica is a very large fan of race car racing. This begs the question: What kind of car would you most want to have sex with Jessica in? I’m going with a Pinto. My reasoning? Why the fuck not? It would be amazing in any car.

This guy could be one of my favorite guys that I’ve posted on this site. Most dudes have been total douches, earring wearing clubby “strong” Island types. This guy? His name has to be Pedro or Louis, something of that nature. He seems like the shy type and yet for a split second he gives the camera a look, a peace symbol and a feeling of “I’m the man for this moment.” Well done Pedro!

And here they are. The illustrious Barton Twins. I definitely think Jessica (on the right) is much hotter than Jennifer. After perusing their site I see all the car stuff. They mention the girls’ first cars, etc etc. They’ve got a baby brother who has 15 cars and he’s 23 years old. Mmmm. I never knew that. You learn something new everyday. How about that?

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