Doesn’t Bonita Applebum seem like the kind of name that would be featured in the show “The Wonder Years?” I could just see a young Fred Savage see this tall girl and Daniel Stern narrating saying “There she is…Bonita Applebum.”

Well, the real Bonita is a spokes model for cars. In all honesty I can’t really tell how hot she is but when she’s done up, her skin tone and legs really make me swerve.

You know what doesn’t really make me swerve? Her friends. Her friends are just not attractive and I can see Bonita giving me a scathing email for saying this. My response?

Look Applebum, you’re not even that hot either! That’s why you are so done up and wear
“Victoria’s Secret to your advantage.”