I sometimes post porn stars on the site because they are awesome. They are also, in a sense, hookers. They sleep with dudes for money. But porn stars are more quasi-hookers than full blown hookers. I’m not sure what the difference is, I just know it’s there. I’m getting off on a tangent here, so let me introduce Bentley Jo – the first 100% hooker we’ve ever featured. That’s right guys – if you like this girl, you can diddle her for the low low fee of… well, it’s probably a lot. Too much, considering Bentley Jo looks like my hairdresser.

Yes, old Bentley Jo works at the legendary Bunny Ranch in Nevada, where ugly rich guys have been getting off for years. And I have to say Bentley – I just can’t see paying for that. I mean, you’re OK, and I could most certainly handle relations with you, but other than maybe the Lumberjack Slam from Denny’s, there would be no transaction.

This pic makes me LOL because she chopped off her boob to make it Myspace friendly. Probably overkill. You can see the uncensored pic on her Bunny Ranch Profile.

Why some people think the twat squat is a sexy pose is beyond me. In fact, I’m not sure I’m going to buy her Denny’s now.

Damn, the last cookie is always the stubbornest! You can check out Bentley’s Myspace, and promise you’ll drop me a comment if you end up visiting the Ranch. P.S. I’m going to post more Bunny Girls in the future.