Yeah whatever that means. You know why I love this chick? She’s not the hottest girl in the world. And the fact that she utterly brags and thinks she’s “the shit” in her Myspace Profile actually turns me off a little. But you know what I like? I like her in that girl’s soccer/field hockey type of a way. She just looks like a screamer you know?

Personally I have no idea if Caitlin is involved in any sport and the fact that she hangs out with earring wearing douchepuppets is irrelevant. It’s the scream factor guys. It’s the “I wonder what this girl will do when she’s drunk” factor. Because I can more than guarantee you that Caitlin has gotten herself into some pretty fun situations in her day.

I’m telling you man. It’s the soccer/field hockey factor. She’s got those strong legs, black hair, almost like she’s begging to take shots of Cuervo. Then again, she might be a damned honors student for all I know. Well she’d get an A in spelling things wrong and an A in “possible giving head while passed out” class.

Caitlin. Here’s to you and the many times a guy will wake up next to you and have absolutely no clue where is. Either that or here’s to your next science award.