I do know that she has her own website. I also know that her Myspace Profile is filled with that kind of “call me a bitch and I’ll show you one” babble. But what I’m still trying to figure out is the Asian factor. It’s evident that Carla is Asian.

But how Asian is she really? I mean from the looks of it she’s very Vegas. The girl parties on poles, dances on laps, and is in a bikini very very often. I just don’t know if I’m seeing any of the Asian culture here.

It’s kind of late at night and I really don’t have anything to talk about right now. I fully admit this. I also fully admit that getting an erection right now just isn’t something that’s in my future.

I feel like I can write 17 pages of this garbage but you folks are simply going to scroll down and click on the slutty pictures aren’t you? Maybe this post was just a wake up call and my chance to put the word “Asian” in a lot.