And I hate her for it. Turns out Carlee is still up to the same shenanigans since I last checked in with her. Getting paid to be hot and party and laugh and hang out with half-assed celebs.

Can you spot Carlee in there? Ah who cares. Seriously I want to punch this girl right in the mouth for living life so completely to its fullest. Then I want to kiss it. Mmmmmm… bloody. For more, here’s her Myspace.

The Full Carlee Ranger Gallery

I admit, I’m not a blond fan but something about her did it for me in a Blake Lively kind of way. I dedicate this pick to my buddy Jon and I call her an Eds pick (inside joke to all you people, and too fucking bad). With the first picture in this series, Carlee is very whore like, which always draws a crowd. Sidenote: Everytime I say “with the first” I’m reminded of David Stern saying “With the first pick in the NBA Draft, the New York Knicks select Patrick Ewing.” That little toad better get the fucking NBA in order. In another sidenote, my mom was “pinned” to David Stern in college. True, yet very gay story.

Kind of Paris Hiltony right there. Love the Uggs boots combined with the undersized blue underwear. Perfect formula for sorority whorefest night. I’ve never used the word douchewaffle before but for some reason this picture just brought it out of me.

Now that picture is more like it. Carlee is a hot button, there’s no question about it. Not so sure I approve of her other pictures on her page though. Some pretty ridiculous shit. She poses with Dennis Rodman and DMX. If the Worm’s ever been inside her I’d have a lot of trouble approaching the Ranger of Danger.

A nice FHM style picture there. I actually prefer the candid party shots but this will do. I wonder if her boobies are real.

Another picture where I wish I could take credit for my face being the reason her face is like that. That’s why this picture is only waste up. My tongue is SWIRLING down there. Don’t forget to finish your drink Carlee. Also, Carlee, I feel some squirting down there but your drink is still full, what gives? Lady juice never hurt nobody.

Smokin. Period. For more on Carlee and her really awesome, do nothing but have fun lifestyle check out her Myspace Page.