Nov 08 2007
You didn’t think I’d actually leave this woman off of my site for that long did you? I posted her a very long time ago and Ms. Carmella Bing was far and away the most popular post in this site’s existence. I’m still fully convinced I discovered her. It was nearly two years ago and I was simply messing around online and there she was. I saw some picture of her and had to find out her name. After some hooing and hawing I managed to find the name “Carmella” and then through examination of some DVD Covers I saw the name “Carmella Bing.” I then of course typed that name into the search engines and the rest is history. And it’s not even her myspace profile that does anything for me as you’ll see from this material, it’s her willingness to be insane.
So what’s going on in class today Ms. Bing? The best thing about the Binger is not that she’s some huge breasted good looking girl. We get that all the time. Carmella Bing is the epitome of all those things you desire in an actress. The willingness to go the distance. The ability to not take one, or two, or even three, but as many facials as is necessary to satisfy even the dirtiest of viewers. And it’s not one hole, or two, but every single orifice necessary to capture the moment in any production. She’s a trooper.
Umm. That picture is really illegal. I’m not even joking. I’m literally shaking my head as I write this. Disturbing.
Power. That’s what Carmella Bing is. Power.
If and when we have the technology to create Stepford Wives I’m simply going to say to the manufacturer, “Give me the Carmella Bing.”