I mean where the hell are these girls coming from? Who the hell is Cherie Carlson? Seriously. Is she in Playboy? I have no clue. Is she a ring girl somewhere? Maybe. I see her wearing a “Tapout” shirt in her Myspace Profile.

But in all honesty, I really just don’t know who she is. What I can say is that she has the kind of look at screams, “amazon yet tempting enough to down a pint of beer before most men.” A girl like this could really make a man like me less of a man.

And you know something? I think I’d love every damned second of it. Here’s to girls like Cherie, the aspiring model/photographer chicks who hang out with tattooed guys doing sexual things that I’d be way too nervous to do.

I take back everything I just said because the things I could do to Cherie should and can’t be printed on here. And no I wouldn’t be nervous to do them. I’d just have 25 “sessions” before I even hit the bed. Even then I’d still be ready for her.

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