This leggy broad is LB a.k.a Chicago Queenz. Yes, the Chicago Queenz. She calls herself “Chicago’s New Supermodel” which I don’t really have a problem with so long as she doesn’t drop the Chicago. Sorry LB, but you don’t touch real supermodels (neither do I sadly).

That gangsta dude is Queenz boyfriend/husband Soulja Buck. Yes, the Soulja Buck. Amazing how gay a heterosexual couple can look together. What worries me here is that these guys make a baby. If you thought the Palin kids had retarded names, imagine what these two are capable of. I say if they ever go the adoption route, there must be a clause that they cannot rename it. In fact, I’m writing Africa this second.

Now that I’ve saved the Children of the World, back to business: Chicago Queenz and that nice bangin’ body. She swears she doesn’t work on those abs, but come on Queenz, what gives? You expect us to believe that stomach comes from Soulja Buck bouncing rhymes off it all day? For more Buckeenz, visit her profile where you can hire her for $100/hour (not sure what’s included) and his profile for a laugh/cry.

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