Dec 14 2007
Well, she’s clearly not in Cleveland in this here picture. Looks like she might be out to meet a “John.” Actually no, you know what this is? She’s about to enter some party that you or I would never even have a remote chance of getting into. 99% of the girls inside that red door are hot and it’s clearly one of those forbidden city type places. Some of you who have been with me a while may remember Natalie’s Myspace Profile. It got burned in the wreckage of the archive incident of November 2007. I’m happy to say it’s back up and flourishing.
“Hey everyone! whats good? My name is Natalie Marie oringinally from the midwest and east coast.(Bi coastal bitches!) Everyone asks what my orgin is… I am full blooded Italian…thats it! I am very close with my parents and i have a lil brother rocco who is a allstar athlete just like his big sis! Thanks to them i am a spoiled brat and i like it that way! I am a down ass chick and have no time for fake people and bullshit. Feel me? Everyone that knows me knows i would give the shirt off my back for my friends…but do me wrong and its on!!” And I think that’s all I have to say about that.
I think her face is the only thing that I’d improve. She has a virtually perfect body. You know what’s amazing though? Most women could not handle implants like that. I have much experience with this. You’d think every woman could just balloon up and get amazing breasts like Natalie’s. It doesn’t work that way. It’s all about elasticity, density, pocketing. So to see a frame on Natalie with that kind of a rack is truly a blessing. She’s got the genes, not to mention the 10 grand. And that 10 grand truly is an investment. I guarantee Natalie doesn’t have to do much “real” work for at least the next 20 years. She just has to sit in night clubs and get paid for it. Incredible.
See what I mean with those two bags of fun? Truly amazing. That’s why you gotta really love the Wendy Whoppers of the world. They figured “since I’m in the 2% of the population that actually CAN get size X boobs, I might as well do it, become a pornstar and really not try to make it using my brain.” You just can’t argue with that logic.
I don’t know what she’s looking at. I don’t care what she’s looking at. I just know what I’m looking at. It’s the amount of rust on those pipes. Natalie better be careful.