It’s a real shame too. Other than her pictures, I can’t quite decipher much of her Myspace Profile. From what I can deduce, this “Corona” chick is only 18 years old, from the Bronx and her life is already headed down the wrong path.

She clearly hangs out with the filth and ass of the grease world. P.S. How do these guys get chicks? I seriously don’t understand it. And you know what blows? She’s only 18 and I feel like her head is being filled up with stories of future motherhood and raising a generation of grease ball, big athletic pants, screaming for the Yankees, hitting people while they’re on the ground, punks.

You take this girl, strap on a nice dress, nice haircut, makeup job and you have one of two things: A girl that winds up marrying a very rich man or 2. She winds up being a Spitzer girl. I suppose three, if she’s got a good head on her, could do anything she wanted.

I just feel bad. Her future is in her hands. I hope she chooses the right path. At 18, she’s got some time to wise up. By the way, have I mentioned how in love with her tits I am? Jesus. And 18 to boot. Did I mention she was 18?

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