Does anyone remember me posting this girl over a year ago?  That’s right, Corona is one of the first 20 ladies posted in this historic site.  I figured I’d check in on her to see how she’s doing.  Her tag used to read “the shit you hear about me might be true but then again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.”

So maybe Corona has matured.  After all she’s all of 19 years old now.  But one thing that hasn’t changed?  This girl has a very “real” body. I’m not sure how to expand on that but you know what I mean? It’s just very natural looking with the exception of the ever so popular push up bra. That, however, is totally legal because it makes me have a boner.

Ah yes, and I’ll never forget writing the phrase “jerk off worthy stomach.”  There’s a picture below where I swear to God I think I could actually masturbate to this girl’s stomach and nothing else.

You may all think I’m a sicko but there are people out there who have sex with animals.  Case closed.

It’s a real shame too. Other than her pictures, I can’t quite decipher much of her Myspace Profile. From what I can deduce, this “Corona” chick is only 18 years old, from the Bronx and her life is already headed down the wrong path.

She clearly hangs out with the filth and ass of the grease world. P.S. How do these guys get chicks? I seriously don’t understand it. And you know what blows? She’s only 18 and I feel like her head is being filled up with stories of future motherhood and raising a generation of grease ball, big athletic pants, screaming for the Yankees, hitting people while they’re on the ground, punks.

You take this girl, strap on a nice dress, nice haircut, makeup job and you have one of two things: A girl that winds up marrying a very rich man or 2. She winds up being a Spitzer girl. I suppose three, if she’s got a good head on her, could do anything she wanted.

I just feel bad. Her future is in her hands. I hope she chooses the right path. At 18, she’s got some time to wise up. By the way, have I mentioned how in love with her tits I am? Jesus. And 18 to boot. Did I mention she was 18?

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