First of all. Jesus Christ you have to be kidding me. Second of all, you may remember my Kortnie O’Connor post from last week where there was a picture of her next to a Playboy Magazine billboard showing that month’s cover. I then said “Now who the hell is THAT chick on the cover? As soon as I find out, and pending a Myspace profile, she’s getting her ass right on this site pronto.” Well sure enough that very day our friend Jay sent me her Myspace Profile as well as a terrific gallery of her (for those interested in nudity). Let me just say that I couldn’t be happier and yet more frustrated to be posting Monica today. Ah yes, if you hadn’t had enough of her I’ve taken the liberty of doing a Monica Leigh Google Image Search. Good god.

I never thought I’d say this but I think Monica may have dethroned Jessica Burciaga. Perhaps someday Jessica will wise up and have a spread in Playboy, but I’m not talking about Playboy. Even with clothes on I think Monica may best my current pick for Hottest Girl of Myspace. Well, in the first picture of this post, she actually kind of looks like Burciaga only bustier. I think that Burciaga still has more of a kick ass type of lifestyle. She does the nightclub go-go dancing thing and looks like an all around party girl. Monica might be too busy being hot. It’s a very tough call and I’m going to lose a lot of sleep and semen over this. By the way, Monica is from Long Island? That can’t be true. And Shirley Long Island of all places? I’ve been to Shirley once and I felt like I was in rural Arkansas. If Monica walked in a pile of pig poop barefoot and told me to lick it off I would gladly do so for a shot at holding her hand on a crowded street with lots of dudes being jealous.

I wonder what it’d be like to have dinner with her. How does she eat? What would we talk about? Monica, you’ll have to forgive me because if we do in fact end up going to dinner in like the next few days or so, I may not be able to pay attention to you at all. It’s not that I wouldn’t be interested or at least pretend to be interested in all of the lovely conversation…it’s just that you are so unbelievably hot that it would be nearly impossible for me to stop thinking about how hot you are and how much of the man I am for being able to coax you into going to dinner with me.

There are only two types of photographers that can possibly withstand a photo shoot with Monica. Gay guys and straight women. Even so though, the gay guys might turn heterosexual and the straight women might turn lesbian. She’s that hot.

See the little indent there down on her crotch? Yup, that’s her vagina folks. That thing is worth more than Golden Idols in most foreign countries. I really need to get some air. That was one tough task writing this without actually diddling myself.

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