Her real name is Crissy Hilton and it truly makes no difference to me what her real name is. This girl is just pure awesome. Granted she must have about 7 million issues going on that I can even imagine to ponder but when you have a giant rack, dance in Vegas and party with a mother who is extremely MILFY then you’ve got some material.

It wasn’t easy choosing from over 700 pictures in her Myspace Profile but I think I done good. And what the hell is “Crowned?” I think it might be some pageant show on the CW network.

They should have a Crissy Hilton network and give her her own show. We simply watch Crissy party with her mother for 24 hours and turn it into 24 episodes. Crissy if you’re reading this I want a 10% commission on this show.

Other than that, sex with this girl might not be too terrible. That and watching her shake her Hilton’s in my face.