I’m not 100% sure what “By the cases” means but I’m guessing it refers to the amount of semen deposited around her or on her in a given night.  I mean what other conclusion can one possibly come to (pun intended) based on this Myspace Profile?

Seriously guys,  you tell me.   I mean what the hell does Crystal do for a living?  Well it’s evident that she does some modeling.   Hopefully she’s only weeks away from starting her porn career.   She’s kind of a poor man’s Pamela Anderson.

I mean Jesus Christ, all this girl does is party.  What a life she has for herself.  Professional club girl.  She’s definitely one of those types that gets paid to increase the hot girl count in clubs that are just starting off so they can look “hot.”  I wonder what this girl would do if I paid her a thousand bucks.

Call me crazy but something tells me that I just might not have all that much in common with dear Crystal.   I don’t know.  Spiked hair and men that act like vaginas just doesn’t really fit me.  Seems like that might be her type.  Crystal if you ever need a nice Jewish boy who can perform (really fast) let me know.