Look man, she can claim whatever the hell she wants to claim. She can even write things like “I wish everyone could just love eachother, life is beautiful” in her Myspace Profile. However, let us get one thing straight. There’s nothing peaceful or calm about this woman’s looks and her body. In fact, everything about her speaks at quite a high volume. And the fact that there is zero evidence of “peace” being her profession I’ll just take it that she practices this in her spare time. As much as I’d love to be the guy who looks past her features and sees her inner beauty, calls her “beautiful” as you’ll see she requests, I’ll always be that guy who looks at her at a bar and thinks “fuck an A, can’t I have sex with a girl like that just once god damnet?”

Theres not much to say. I love everyone. I believe in Love. I believe in God. I love my family and friends. I don’t ever wanna grow up. ALWAYS STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN … EVEN IF YOUR STANDING ALONE… “Wait for the man who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep…Wait for the man who pursues you, who kisses your forhead, who wants to show you off to the world when you’re in sweats, who thinks you’re the prettiest when you have on no makeup, and who wants to hold you everynight…Wait for the man who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you.. the one who turns to his friends and says…Thats her” NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM BECAUSE OF THE LENGTH OF TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH. THE GREATEST PEOPLE ON EARTH HAVE STRUGGLED. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT THEY

Alrighty then. Now I know what I have to do. P.S. if I tried this in a club she might slap me in the face.

Very peaceful! Lots of love in this picture. Look Crystal, I love ya babe. I’m truly a jealous hump. The guy that does get to kiss you goodnight and rub your belly truly does have a nice gig. At least after you have to wash all of these guy’s drool off of you first. Man is Crystal hot. Jesus.

And who is this little lady next to you? This must be Crystal’s spiritual adviser. She is equally firm in her beliefs in peace, being natural, and paying 10 grand for tits.

This picture just has too many possibilities.

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