There’s something I like very much about this Daniela Pane. There’s also some things that I don’t like. I’m a little disturbed that the whole Italian guido/guidette thing that I thought was contained, seems to be spreading south. I was first surprised that there was even a contingent in Boston. Now I’ve spotted two other states that contain this mish mash of people. Arizona is one of them. Now? Maryland? What in the world are you Harbor people doing acting all Mafioso on us? I simply don’t understand it. Even on her Myspace Profile, Daniela gives a R.I.P reference and attaches a silly picture of the deceased. This is a sure sign on this bad element. But let’s get to the stuff I do like. Daniela has a great body, pretty face and parties hard. She also takes pictures in shopping carts.

You gotta love that shine. When Daniela isn’t busy styling some woman’s hair or dancing near a pole with one of her friends, she lubes up herself and walks the runway in a bikini. Hey, you gotta pay the bills somehow. As of now, it’s cosmetology or bust. I feel like the word cosmetology should reference outer space and not styling hair. Whatever. Daniela is hot and we’re just getting warmed up here.

This is probably an after party. Actually, now that I think of it I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if this is what goes on before Daniela and her ladies go out. “Hey girls! Let’s pretend to be drunk, pretend to dike out for a minute, grab some drinks, grab a camera, take some pictures and post these bad boys on Myspace! Then we’ll write things like “bella” and R.I.P. with all kinds of symbols and shit so we come off as being cool and more Italian than we are.” I’m just saying, that’s all.

You know what’s funny about this picture? It was taken on a Wednesday at 2PM. That’s how they do in Baltimore.

Awww.

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