And I’m not just saying that because she’s a pretty Asian who parties in clubs and has an above average breast size. I’m saying it because she’s a pretty Asian who parties hard with hot white Vegas looking chicks, has over 90,000 Myspace friends, poses in pictures with Tila Tequila, and has an above average breast size. This post is dedicated to teaching Danielle what it will take to land her own “Getting to the table with Mabelle” show on MTV. First things first. Let’s edit her Myspace Profile. There are far too few pictures on there.

Hey white girl! So the pictures. First of all, Danielle not only doesn’t have enough pictures but the pictures she has are all mostly too small. I had to enlarge some of these thus giving them a lesser quality. First rule of whoring yourself out to get your own MTV show. Have an abundance (as in over 1000) skanked out pictures of yourself so that pithy website owners can copy them and distribute them for their own personal gain. Let’s move on to step two. More pictures with famous people.

Danielle is on the right track taking pictures with Tila Tequila. However, she needs to go the extra mile and start taking pictures with your C and D class actors. Get into some “way more than drunk” pictures with these people. We’re talking upskirts, shots of her punching some dude in the face, breaking the law, etc etc. Get into some trouble Danielle. Cause a spectacle. Oh, and of course, you have to start making out with chicks.

Last step? This goes without saying. Nudity. Get some nude pictures out on the net and then deliberately slip them into the hands of someone like myself. I won’t post them but I’d send them to channels who will. And there you have it. A fool’s guide to getting your own MTV reality show.

Or just go straight into the porn industry. That would be my suggestion.

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