I kind of dig the song on her Myspace Profile. It’s “Baby did a Bad Thing” by Chris Isaak. If you visit the page you might just have to imagine Donna doing a little strip show in front of you while that song plays. At least that’s what I do and it kills about five minutes. Donna has that classic look to her. She’s almost “too good” for this site. I feel like I should be talking about wine or poetry as I look at her. Definitely seems like the classy type. However, she gets down in some pictures. I’m a fan. Gotta watch out though. She might be the classic Jappy type. With a name like Feldman, be careful, all sex might turn to dust upon marriage. Please be an exception Donna!

She definitely has the mind manipulator look. It’s not her fault, she just has it. At least she has it for me. Donna would definitely have me under some kind of vagina spell. I wouldn’t eat, sleep, drink, or basically do anything without thinking of her first. Nothing wrong with putting someone ahead of you, it’s just that I think one look from her, or rather one two minute session with her might turn my brain into complete mush.

Why did I show this picture? It’s just amazing how not hot Kathy Griffin is. Don’t forget to look for Donna in the new Sandler flick “Don’t Mess with the Zohan!” What that basically means is that if anything she might have less exposure. What in the hell is wrong with Sandler? Is he so motivated by money that he completely removed himself from anything that resembles humor? Now that I think of it, after Farley died, his movies turned to garbage. Think about it. The Billy Madison days are a thing of the past. Too bad.

See that quote there? She’s shy? That just makes me want her more. And what industry does she speak of? Shy? How shy can you be posing in a bra and panties? Man if that’s shy I wonder what in the world she’ll do in a private room with no cameras. Jesus. Time I’d last? 6 seconds or even sooner depending on which article of clothing came first. If she removed a hairclip I’d be done for.

On that note I’m gonna go take a shower; a very long and very cold shower.

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