Remember Dream Kelly? She was featured here about a year ago. I thought I’d drop in on her profile to see what was up. I was happy to see some new “older looking” pics. Don’t worry, she still has those underage bikini photos if you feel like a tear filled wank session today.

I also found myself on her official website (NSFW) where for $30 a month, you can see her doing a wide range of activities like riding a horse, studying for school, making cereal, girl scouting & playing horseshoes. Innocent teen angle much? Oh she also has a new vibrator.

Yeah I’d like to meet a member of the site and punchersize his face. Sure she’s hot, but you can get a crapload of free porn for thirty bucks.

Ok so I’m bitter because my ironically named accountant Dick called my membership a “unnecessary expense”. Maybe I really like horses, dick!

The rest of the new and more brown Dream Kelly

I have to say, of all the girls who had virtually no information in their Myspace Profiles, Dream Kelly’s profile pissed me off the least. The pictures were just way too good.

Fact is, she’s only 21 years old and there are pictures in there dating back to 2003. You do the math, and you be the one to explain the drooling to your wife (don’t worry I only posted those after the age of 18).

Regardless, it’s a nice progression as she went from sweet, nice looking teen to girl that poses with little ribbons on her nipples. You gotta love that.

So despite me not knowing anything about her and sharing it with you, something tells me it won’t make the least amount of difference.

She ain’t bad