I’m going to go on record saying that this could be one of the best picks of all time. This chick couldn’t be any more Myspace, Jersey, Staten Islandy, clubby if she tried. This is it. This is the creme de la creme, the essence of what I want this site to be.

Dria, hats off to you sweetheart. You have the absolute perfect blend of trashiness, hotness, hanging out with douchebags, getting drunk, having been a shot girl/go go dancer, probably in community college, daddy’s little girl, toying with guy’s minds, experimental with anal, driving drunk, kissing your friends on the mouth that I’m always looking for.

And I truly mean every one of those things as a compliment. The only negative to all of this is that every guy that Dria bangs these days is a complete douchebag. There’s just no chance she hangs out with normal guys. And that’ll eventually change as long as Dria realizes how hot she is and smartens up a bit.

I’m mean I think Dria knows she’s hot she is, but she should understand that hotness shouldn’t be wasted on club homos in bandanas and wife beaters. It should be used to manipulate minds of people like me.

Party it up Dria. I love it. I love every minute of it.

Man I’ve been searching for a Myspace Profile like this for a long time. This girl is pure party. There is nothing else to it. An absolute party machine. What more do you need? This girl is from Bensonhurst, is 19, wears very short, slutty skirts.

Second of all, there’s no chance this girl doesn’t have some ridiculous guidette type of accent. I cannot even begin to tell you the magic that is this broad. Ah yes, she’s also a shot girl. Guarantee you could take shots off of her cleavage for free.

Chance of doing anal with her? 100%. P.S. All this girl does is use the word “U” instead of “You” and XXX all the time. It’s like another language these girls speak. I swear to God I’d hang with this girl for 5 minutes and would need subtitles.

I have nothing else to say. I cannot express in words all that is this Dria girl. Seriously she’s a tough cookie. The Pictures will tell the story.

See for yourself.