Erin Normoyle is such an unfortunate name. Just hearing it makes you turtle quicker than a Lohan vag flash. Hey, I’ve got a crazy Erin Normoyle story. It’s her first day of high school and teacher Bob is taking attendance. Looking down at his sheet he calls the name out - “Erin Normoyle?” Thinking, where is this fucking geekburger sitting? “Present”, replies the sexiest voice ever. He looks up, sees Erin, and is arrested later that day for student rape in the second degree.

Okay that got a little carried away (Bob, I’m looking at you), but holy shit this Erin Normoyle has an absolutely flawless body. She says she “lives for her health and fitness.” Now, I say that all the time, especially when the person I’m talking to can’t see me, but I think Erin really means it!

Here’s Erin’s Myspace profile and the rest of the sexy Normoyle pics: