Jan 04 2008
Yes, Dollface. That’s what she calls herself. I call her “Alotta Vagina.” She seriously reminds me of Fabiana Udenio who played Alotta in Austin Powers. She also played Anna Maria Mazarelli in Summer School. If you check out her Myspace Profile you’ll probably agree with me. Fabiana has aged kind of crappily but she still maintains a silly rack. Not so great on the face but who cares? I think Dollface has a very similar game and I hope they make another Austin Powers so she can play Alotta’s daughter Mucha Cunta.
Old school roller skates. Now that is hot. Seriously I used to love roller skating. I was talking about this the other day with my buddy. Remember some great roller skating songs? I’d have to say “The Hustle” is way up there. Back in my day it was “I’ve got the Power!” Whatever, I just think of the movie Van Wilder and the scene where Kal Penn (Taj) is spinning with the chick and crashes into the wall. That movie is highly underrated. I also can’t think of a better scenario then a threesome with these two and they have nothing on but the little socks and roller skates. Well of course I’d be wearing skates too. I’d put my penis through a hole in the sheet (that’s from Chapelle’s Show). I’m really into TV and movies today.
I believe I asked this question the other day on one of my other sites. I’ll ask it again. Let’s say you are out and you are the wingman of a good friend of yours. Your buddy has been working his ass off to get Dollface to come home with him. Do you take one for the team and get with the girl on the right? I say yes. She looks like she really knows what she’s doing in the bedroom. Something tells me because of her lip structure and poofy hairdo that she can really blow with the best of them.
What I just wrote before also applies to this picture. However, the blond does have a nice rack so I think it’s pretty much a no brainer.
I think that’s the perfect goodbye shot isn’t it? There are lots of facets to bikinis. I personally like a few things on bikini bottoms. Let’s just knock out chicks that have terrible bodies. There’s the tight bikini bottom, the thong, and then the loose crinkled bottom but on a tight ass. I personally like the third the best. I don’t really care about thongs, I’m more of a mystery man. And there’s just something cute about a wrinkled bottom. It’s like she’s a dirty little girl who forgot to iron or wash her clothes. I’m tired.